Climate records tumble again, page-82

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    mjp - You're IQ is going downhill faster than I thought. I'll explain the climate comedy s.l.o.w.l.y. for you:

    [Scientist doing Stand Up] Oh dear, there's a pause in the global temperature trend, and all this extra heat predicted from climate science theory appears to missing. This can't be right! It must be hiding somewhere. [Hand wringing] Need to come up with an answer!

    [Lap dog audience members mjp and Bellcurve] Oh yes indeed. It must be hiding somewhere.

    [Scientist doing Stand Up] And although there are no measurements to prove this, I know for a fact that it's hiding in the very deep blue sea. I'm a scientist, you know.

    [Lap dog audience members mjp and Bellcurve] Oh yes indeed. No measurements, but it is hiding in the very deep blue sea. He's a scientist, you know.

    [Scientist doing Stand Up] But wait - is that a resumption of the uptrend I see? Things are back on track, so there was no missing heat, and it never was hiding in the very deep blue sea! Even if I may have said so.

    [Lap dog audience members mjp and Bellcurve] Yes, yes, that is a resumption, and there was no heat hiding in the very deep blue sea! Even if you said so.

    [Scientist doing Stand Up] Ummm....(hee-hee) I declare that the world is flat! And, ummm...I.. (hee-hee) I'm really just doing Stand Up.

    [Lap dog audience members mjp and Bellcurve] We know. And we're just doing Religion.
 
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