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This is what hyper inflation does to a market:

THURSDAY'S fiscal policy statement helped Zimbabwe Stock Exchange shares break record levels amid piling investor-concern inflation will continue riding firmer this year.

In Friday trading, the mainstream industrial index climbed 12,3 percent or 5 467 034.76 points to fresh record highs at 49 957 688.11 points driven by weak inflation predictions. Wednesday, industrials closed down 3,44 percent, ending a six-day straight gain on nervous trading ahead of the supplementary budget

Imagine your shorts...they would be between your legs kissing yours away.