I'm ok Jack, page-8

I gunna list my newly formed company on the ASX. I realise its quite simple really. Write some crap on a piece of paper, advertise it through HC (Paid) get some friends to hype up the release, release for $0.20 a share 30 million should be a good start. I can always find some more bunnies to buy if i need more money for company improvements (New Merc.)
Then wait for the money to come in. A couple of quarterlies later. Sell enough shares to get your money back whilst being paid a squillion and getting free shares. Then as the price goes down get a few friends to hop onto HC and pump the stock whilst you are on the other side selling.
Wait till it gets low enough perhaps $0.05 and buy them all back and start again.
Simples right.
My Company is called .... Any ideas.

Under no circumstances am i referring to TON.....I just thought we needed a little lighter discussion point as with the current posts, i was starting to feel a little depressed.

Cheers,
G2