My fondest childhood memory ..., page-55

Guy fawkes night, fireworks....

Tom thumbs - for learners, weak and lame
Double happies - reasonable bang for your buck
Boom bangs - now your talking, could blow the t#ts off a nun
For the ultimate experience, empty the powder from all of the above into an empty chocolate quick can, fashion a rudimentary wick from several twisted together double happy leftovers, voila! The Belfast effect

Now....everything pc, sigh...