who is the guru on the xjo thread today, page-2

its me hippy
and look up complatency in the dictionary ;)

Prophet and i have gotten together and agree with your personality change lately.
We conclude, (being masters of money), that you have "a few financial hiccups" atm, and are willing to lend to you a small some to "help you through", at 20% interest, plus a small 10% i diot tax.
There will be no shopping at Safeway and no direct funding or aid to you, as you are a "buy, hold and hope" invester and in these times, concidered to risky!

Please let Prophet or I know how much you need and what security you have (apart from whats in your sig), and im sure we will be able to assist in some expensive manner :)