thirty five point five, page-67

MMaaaattteeee- you should have taken a photo of the evidence to show the missus 'before and after'.

I'm afraid now your cover is blown using the Visa at the lap dancers Palais.......

Then again, maybe Alan P could cover for you - he has a believable kinda pair of shorts!!
Send your phone number and we'll all keep ringing till she belives SOMETHING........

I guess 'watching a volcano on the balcony' and.....
Nah......

OK - I looked up your 'attack a crack' mob and now I KNOW you're lying......jeepers, you nearly had me believing you -
nice crack.....