loyalty options prospectus dates, page-24

I get it now,

I have paid a 10% deposit on a 4c apartment in western Africa, but have to pay another 15c to get the key.

My real problem lies in converting the $0.004c I have already paid into the local currency, which is the Ceffa.

Ceffa however was on another thread and hasn't been seen since he tried to convert himself into Angolan Kwanzas.

The Kwanza's have since fled. For some reason they were able to float as infants, and therefore were labelled as witches and burned.

Without the Kwanza's, no-one can tell me what a Ceffa is worth.

Which leads me to my current quandry: If I have paid $.004 deposit in Ceffas, and if I pay a further 15c to get the key, will I get a cheap City View (with a dunny)?

I only have 4-7 days before I need to make a decision. Because after that you don't get any more lucky options you see.

Ideas?