Did anyone see Peter Costello putting the last-minute frighters on Nervous Nelly voters on the TV News earlier tonight?
Like an Irish Catholic priest (disinterred from the 1950s warning lads of the perils of 'Self Abuse') Father Costello thundered:
'If you vote Labor, you won't just change the government, you'll change Australia" - into precisely what was made more terrifying by the absence of details - which left the imagination free to roam ghastly Laborland where...
The flagpole on Parliament House is red with a hammer and sickle.
Where union thugs pester children in school playgrounds for their bus money and Vegemite sandwiches.
Where $100 bills turn into confetti (before your very eyes) as you consider suicide.
Where refugees in filthy rags use urban parks and city gutters as public toilets.
She's a real shocker is Laborland!
The most terrifying part of Laborland is it's run by wharfies, Julia Gillard and Irish nuns:
