Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam
Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.
and finally Chinagirl (Drumroll please)...
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
chinese proverb, page-5
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