Yea sorry Macrae, of course the Scotts are nice people, capital cities are the worst place to make friends and Edinburgh is really amazing as you said. Actually saw a marching band with all the bells and whistles. I hear the Highlands are awesome, run out of time but next time I'll bypass Edinburgh and head strait for them. You want to know who I find as the coldest people or place I've ever been, Germans in Hamburg, mate are they unfriendly, I helped this guy out who had a fit on the train and some bloke told me I should not get involved. That was ten years ago. I went to Germany again this Year and they still seem like cold fishes. I recon they've never got over losing the WW2. Spouse I shouldn't been whistling Hitler only had one ball, but when in Rome. Italians are friendly and they understand the more friendly they are the bigger the tip and the chicks in Italy are hot. Talking about hot, hows the babes in France, my god, I wanted to bonk every bird that walked past me. I went to the red light district and have never seen so many really chit hot girls ever.
Funny story: I'm in France near Moulin Rouge. This bloke grabs me and says come into our bar as one of the girls is doing a show, "yea ok", I say. "But how much will it cost me", nothing its for free, he says. You buy a drink, you buy the girl drink and you pay. "Great" I say and in I go. This girl about 25 YO who would fairdinkum make Elle McPherson in her hey day look ordinary, comes up to me and sits on my lap, she's wearing undies. Wow, I think. This is so good, She says, "Do vue vant me to do you a personale. How much babe, I say. She says for free if I buy her and me a drink. NO BLODY PROBS BABE, GO AND GET EM.
Anyway she brings back a bottle of champas and I think ohh well what the hell, we drink the bottle, she does a show and lets me grop her, he he, as you would do to if you saw her, god she was beautiful. Anyway I have one drink and shes downed the rest of the bottle. She says another, and I kindly enquire how much the bottle of Champas is worth. E300.00, that amounts to about $600.00 aussie, for a show and a grop. I argue with the owner and his got two big black blokes who look like they could kill me with their pinkies, he sympathies and charges me $150E about $300 aussie.
I trudged over to a bar and got really pised with two Scotts men who thought the whole matter was hilarious.
