For years and years a blind rabbit and a blind frog lived together in the forest but never met . Then one day while out hopping the blind rabbit and the blind frog collided . They both fell back to earth with a shock . "What was that " said the rabbit , "i don't know " said the frog . "Don't you know what you are " asked the rabbit . "No " said the frog , "neither do i" .
So they both decided to feel each other so they could tell each other what they were . The frog went first and said " you are very furry and you have very long furry ears , you're a Rabbit " cried the frog . There was great excitement all round and once they settled down the rabbit said "okay , okay , it's my turn to feel you" .
"You are very very slimy and you have a very very large mouth , "yes , yes" cried the frog "what am i ? "
You're Bill Shorten !
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