If I were restricted to the choice of having a Putin personality, or a Trump personality, I would choose the former. As for humour, I'll twist two old jokes about a Russian and a guy from neighbouring Finland.
Prostitute to Igor: Why you so hasty? Go slowly, if you can.
Igor: I can't spare the time, because I'm rush'n.
Prostitute to Tauno: Why you stop so soon?
Tauno: I'm Finnish.
