"now you are starting to brag GM .... bit tuff on us virgins.
I'm sorry if my youthful escapades embararased you and I can fully understand your reticence about sex.
I was part raised in one of Melbourne's purest and grimest Stalag Catholics.
Lads schooled by celibate priests and brothers sometimes feel that masturbation is a sin.
But provided you don't do it in here or in the streets (and frighten bystanders) I have no objection to manual relief until you see that perfection can lie as easily in the girl next door as in Perth or New York: