It’s fascinating how the human mind is capable of coming up with a myriad of names for things that can otherwise be straightforwardly called by its real name. Like breasts, for instance. How difficult is it to say “breasts” when talking about the human mammary glands? But then again, that would be extremely boring, wouldn’t it? “Tits” or “boobs” sound a lot more fun. Even more fun are the dozens of slang words for breasts I’ve dug from the ‘net, which run the gamut from celebrity names to Disney characters (!). Many of them actually don’t make sense to me, and I don’t expect them to make any sense to you either. But that’s where the beauty of the phenomenon we call slang lies. It doesn’t have to make sense to be accepted and widely used.
Feel free to add your own favorite slang words for those lovely mounds of flesh that seem to be a favorite of readers of this blog.
1. Abbott and Costello 2. airbags 3. B1 and B2 4. babaloos 5. baby feeders 6. badoinkies 7. balloons 8. baloobas 9. baps 10. bazookas 11. bazoomas 12. bazoombas 13. bee-stings 14. Ben and Jerry 15. Bert and Ernie 16. Berthas 17. bijongas 18. billibongs 19. blinkers 20. Bob and Ray 21. bombs 22. Bonnie and Clyde 23. boobs 24. boobies 25. boobsters 26. boops 27. bosoms 28. bottles 29. boulders 30. Brad Pitts 31. bristols 32. bumpers 33. cans 34. cantaloupes 35. cha-chas 36. chesticles 37. chumbawumbas 38. coconuts 39. cupcakes 40. dairy pillows 41. Danny DeVitos 42. David and Goliath 43. devil's dumplings 44. dinglebobbers 45. dugs 46. dumplings 47. Durantes 48. Eartha Kitts 49. Eisenhowers 50. flapdoodles 51. Fred and Ethel 52. funbags 53. gazongas 54. George and Gracie 55. gobstoppers 56. God’s milk bottles 57. Godzillas 58. Goodyears 59. goombas 60. grillwork 61. headlamps 62. headlights 63. high beams 64. Holmes and Watson 65. honkers 66. hood ornaments 67. hooters 68. hubcaps 69. hummers 70. Isaac Newtons 71. jahoobies 72. John and Paul 73. jugs 74. kagemushas 75. kawangas 76. knockers 77. Lewinskis 78. Lilo and Stitch 79. magambos 80. Mahatmas 81. mammaries 82. mau maus 83. melons 84. Mickey and Minnie 85. Mike and Ike 86. milk bombs 87. milk jugs 88. milk wagons 89. milkmakers 90. milkshakes 91. Mobutus 92. mounds 93. muffins 94. Mulligans 95. Murphys 96. nay-nays 97. neeners 98. ninnies 99. norks 100. num-nums 101. pair 102. palookas 103. Pia Zadoras 104. pillows 105. puppies 106. pushmatahas 107. rack 108. rib bumpers 109. rivets 110. rotors 111. shabba-dos 112. shlobes 113. shmozobs 114. snow tires 115. soombas 116. speed bumps 117. splazoingas 118. squachies 119. tatas 120. teetees 121. Thelma and Louise 122. tishomingos 123. tits 124. titties 125. torpedoes 126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum 127. tweeters 128. twekkers 129. Volvos 130. wahwahs 131. whimwhams 132. Wilsons 133. windshield wipers 134. Winnebagos 135. wopbopaloobops 136. yahoos 137. yazoos 138. ying-yangs
C'mon ladies its time to get your ying-yangs out!!!
