dear directors

Dear Directors

Happy New Year.

I am sure that last night as you got increasingly pissed you would have all agreed that your New Year's Resolution should be to act on behalf of shareholders in 2008.

1. Communicate the companies value please, instead of sitting back and picking up increased shareholding yourselves at ridiculously undervalued prices.

2. Sell the prawn-farm.

3. Communicate properly the value of barra and turnover you've got going up in the Buccaneer Archipelago. Stop trying to keep it a secret.

4. Invite shareholders to a dusk cocktail party at Turtle Island.

Thankyou.