garrett wants bags gone by years end, page-9

My dear watso, my heart goes out to you! Was that you I saw trundling up the road with your shopping over the handlebars?
Tsk Tsk, with jars of pickle smashing on the road as you went?
Watso, when you re-use shopping bags you should double or triple bag.
Did you see that old lady fly over her handlebars as her front tyre encountered the broken glass from your dropped pickled capsicum? Must have been a neighbour, or someone you knew?
Kept yelling something about "@#$#@&^% Watso".
Watso, those bags are biodegradable - when you reuse them please double or triple bag.

cheers
GZ