Tue April 17th, page-33

She seems to have a better swing than last nights golfer!

But it doesn’t matter how you try to entice me, I’ll never chase that poxy dimpled ball around a course!!!

Not without, substantial, refreshments during the frustrating walk and the promise of a better fun than having a couple of froathies with the same 3 blokes who were stupid enough to do what I had just done

PS You can keep trying if you want.