fas takeover of gwr is a joke, page-16

wally don't buy up GWR, I have a better plan for you and your team. But now is the time to strike, while FAS is cashed up and you have a crack team with robbo, willo and ruddy on board, and markopuller as the new mastermind driving force that will take Classic to new depths.

It's been said that your #1 disciple ruddy is planning a new strategy for FAS to do a friendly merger with BHP, using valuable FAS script as the draw card, then he is doing a reverse takeover for Rio Tinto, then Classic will do a capital raising to raise $200k to buy the state of the art laser color copier, that can print 1000's script a minute for an aggressive takeover on CVRD, then you merge FAS with Classic and bingo you have a dynamic world-class, mid-tier multi-commodity mining house, with exposure to the key commodities of iron ore, gold, uranium, oil, gas, plastic, cardboard, which in turn can be recycled into paper to make more script, zinc and other things for on and up the nose.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL, THERE'S MORE, ruddy and willo, the two sort after top gun geo's will need drill rigs and trucks, and guess who has them, (drum roll) none other than the one and only "WALLY". I can see this one going to plan too. Man, you guys are going intergalactic.