Ahhh, you be full of care with that Goldman fella. He full of Level 3 assets in his bread basket.
One day last year, runs screaming from office, finds drunk lying in gutter, writes $500bn over-the-counter CDS with old tramp. Tells auditor that tramp is well-capitalized monoline insurer.
Goldman fella takes young Moody's anal-ist to lunch at swish nosho. Moody's bloke all overcome with wines, finds tramp - writes AAA on forehead!
Goldman fella think it big joke. Funny, haha!
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