Unbeknownst to the writer and even some of the more 'outside the box' thinking found on 'progressive' internet sites the illuminati actually originates from a mistranslation dating back to The Order of the Golden Circle - often confused with the producers of canned fruit here Down Under in the land of the press and gambling barons.
The aforementioned elitist group were actually first known in 12th century Europe as the Alluminati, direct descendants of wayward miscreant time travelers using the conductive properties of synthetically produced aluminum oxide (Al2O3);and quantum physics, to move freely through time and space between Ancient Egypt and Babylon. Through such daring enterprise it is said they hit upon the science of creating something out of nothing when they ran across the original Mandrake the Magician (a popular mid 20th century American comic strip was much later named after him) and Speedy Gonzalez who used to work the crowds at local bazaars in everything from high stakes gambling to pimping to religion. Nevertheless offsetting the need to get out of dire situations due to their actions, when even their omnipotent skills failed them, they always kept gold coin at the ready in order to appease the angry masses for any unforeseeable consequences of their actions. Folklore states that Speedy was in fact so quick he very rarely took recourse to such insurance and was thus able to accumulate great wealth and use it later to go onto a successful business in both Silver mining and mescaline production in Mexico.
This proclivity to holding gold as insurance has in recent times grown to prodigiously awesome hoarding dimensions by the Alluminati as the present financial system of usury draws to a close.
As a side note this group is thought to be the unseen hand and architects in everything from:
1.wars (wealth creation) (a)even thought to have bankrolled the modern day (by default) founder of Israel and assure perpetual war.
2.spreading of feminism/homosexuality/debased cultural standards (breakdown of the nuclear family)
3.Big Oil/Greenpeace (didactic conflict in order bureaucratize and control the worlds dwindling resources).
4.Organise tax breaks/incentives on a global scale 'globalisation' to such junk food giants as MacDonalds and Dirty Bird so costs can be kept down (90% of the world's populace will have to eat something)even as food/commodity costs hyper-inflate.
P.S. Modern day Industrial giant Alcoa is often wrongly thought to have direct lineage to this group. This is not so.
