sexysue - you could indeed be a 101 year old male but I suspect you left school a little early, around lunch time, because you Mum forgot to put vegemite on the sandwiches & just butter & lettuce can be a little off putting especially without pocket money to get the tuck shop pie.
Fired from your first job at Target & refused the dole you continued to show a leg that occasionally Kings came Cross at.
The 1st lines of my upcomming best seller - what do U think??