U F O.

Has anyone seen a UFO ?

Well i have !

I came home late on Friday night and when i went inside
i saw this UFO moving towards me, it hit me in the head.

I found out that, at that time, It was a UFO until
a second one came at me...
That was when i worked out that UFO's are not real.
and that they come from a

Angry wife throwing shoes ...