the impatient cow, page-8

tanny,

buy the calf. it's the least you can do. we all on hc can throw in a buck (no pun intended here) and help pay for the darling cutey lil calf. build a shed in the back gdn and supply plenty of clean golden straw. let the calf feed from the well cared for lawn. sell the manure. no need for a lawnmower. buy it a mate. in fact buy it 10 mates. it will manage - somehow, they do, ha ha. think big. lots of little calfs. compete with the 'crikey croc outfit' and pull in the tourists. $50 bucks a visitor. sell coke (everyone else does !). have bucking calf rodeos. make a fortune. it's so easy and you'll be the calf's best friend forever. it's really a wonderful world. snails, well thats something different but i won't go into it here.

be good,

and buy that calf,

now what was that joke again .......... tell me ninelives ... please explain to 40 ....

40.