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How about the oh-so-astute Vishal Teckchandani and his unbeatable source Sallyanne Cook? Can anyone smell the fumes from the burning effigies I made earlier?

A fissure appeared in my stomach lining at 06:55 and although traditionally called an ulcer, I'm going to name it Vishal. His publication is still running the smirking photo next to his byline - when are they going to replace it with the one of him chowing down on his second course of Arial typeface?

Does anyone here have a clear idea of what these appalling people were up to? Was it utter laziness, dumb bravado, desperation for some attention, what?

At least this might flush them out once and for all. Surely no other "journalist" will again try to mar an announcement.