KoolMan, Woomera Rocket Range & Pie in the Sky walk into the Leigh Creek watering hole to Navigate a meeting with Legless, the infamous, full of it, gas man running on empty due to depleting resource reserves.
Navigator, the bar man served up a round of drinks put on Accumulates, have a bob each way, life’s a gas, bar account. After a few more rounds Legless seemed gassed, living up to his reputation of refusing to shout as a shark, taking the piss, bit off more of his leg.
The first three amigos were adamant LCK Syngas / Fertiliser plant would proceed thus becoming a world class resource whilst Legless pronounced his objection stating the greenies would implore frogs to block up wells to prevent gas flows.
Driven for 6 entered with Unstinkable whilst Batman kept “Marketing” on his laptop to LCK Head Office about fortunes to be made. Brickwork looked at the clock, 5 two 10 so Navigator called time gentlemen or else Chukman would toss you all out.
Ashes to Ashes dust to dust adjudicated sayinglet Mr Market decide. So be it, all in favour say Eye
