No, its NOT a good one Zeta ... whose side are you on?
1. Nicknames "If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. "
Blokes nic'd Fat Boy have big beer guts, Godzilla is probably a raging lunatic and Four eyes probably can't see where he is going when he is pissed every Friday night.
2. Eating out:
Blokes have no sense when it comes to finances. Then they blame the women for spending...hello! These blokes, I assume its Godzilla, Four Eyes and Fat Boy again are happy together. Just as well, I mean, what female would want them if their nics are anything to go by.
3 Money:
There you go again....hopeless.
4. Mens Bathroom: "The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337".
Men exaggurate....Gawd, I only counted three hundred! Fat boy wouldnt be able to see anything below his gut anyway and Godzilla would smash everything and four eyes wouldn't be able to find anything. Yes, just a few things ...anymore and they wouldn't be able to find where they put them either.
5. Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument: Yes, unless the man has the last word by admitting he was wrong and says 'Sorry'.
"Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument". No, you always misinterprete women because of your sensitive egos.
FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. Yeh, and then she panics once she does.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Yeh, cause he misses going out to the pub with his mates every night.
