Well the king just rode into Sea Lake
Not much there bar the odd Crayfish and snake
When we spudded the first well
The barman said the owner of the pub won’t sell
I said surely he will at the bl..oody right price
But he said no way he’s as Smooth as ICE
The town was packed and there was plenty of goss
One could of sworn they’d seen Kate Moss
There were plenty of Dollars being tossed around
A knighthood sought after in this small town
The barman asked me what’s your name
I replied if you can guess I’ll tell you the game
I said when I’ve finished here they will create a stamp
Just reach behind you and hand me that lamp
Rub a dub dub and it began to glow
Heh baby find 8 the oils beginning to glow
The genie appeared and asked for my wish
Out came the crayfish on a mighty great dish
I gave them a clue I’m from the west
A bikie I am a castle where I rest
I said Simrose or Primrose I’m not sure of which
But I’m off to look at the bottom of the ditch
A bloke at the bar called out is your name Darren
When the barman guessed right I'm The OIL BARON
a legend he was in the battles before
the richer became richer a pity the poor
However on his return to hot copper he first posted
Of gas and oil well toasted
To all HC knights of round tables
The king produced his greatest fables
He preached to the mass
About a Sea Lake full of gas
The posters on HC began to sing
Because you guessed it
It’s the return of their KING
The moderators felt sick
Because this time there’s a thousand nics
The world had been spammed and posters signed up
Suspended they were but they won’t dry up
Like the well at sea lake the moderators can’t spoil
Because the Oil Baron has found some more bl…..oody oil
Let him stay the masses cried
The minority wish he had died
He’s the only King on Hot copper the others are a folly
Good health to all and when the oil’s found be jolly
It’s good to be back and yes there’s a glow
I’m HRH KING WALLY just watch out for the show
I’d like to stay for I have mended
The moderators however keep saying your damn well suspended !!!
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