Surat's SP party, page-184

mate anything is possible from these lows. sentiment was (is) at the lowest its ever going to get, sellers have sold and the project has taxiied onto the run way. I here you say "sure, but will it fly?" and my response is this.... see if you can pick the characters.

we left the gate 2 years late, the captain was busy flirting with other airlines, the co-pilot was desperately attempting to study the planes manual as its his first flight, the crew and stewards all bailed as they had financial troubles at home.... the fuel provider couldn't get to us in time so we made our own.... there are cracks in the fuselage but we don't know how many or how big so we can't report them to the FAA. On top of all this, the insurance company was busy selling off parts of the plane while no one was watching and finally the passengers have been starved to death from sitting on the tarmac for two years with no idea of when the flight will leave....

But damn it i say, this bird will fly! even if we need to push it down the run way ourselves!