Think you've missed the point. If it's too hot it's due to GW. If it's too cold it's due to GW. If it's too wet it's due to GW. If it's too dry it's due to GW. If we have more ice at the poles it's due to GW. If we have less ice at the poles it's due to GW
If the weather is just "perfect" it's due to global warming. On the other hand we may experience more catastrophic events or we may not but whatever it is most certainly due to GW.
So OK so who knows best the IPCC or you? Some of us might be stupid but we know who our betters are.
