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This is Mr Lincoln Augustus, first second cousin of Holymagiman.

Dear Mr Factfinder,

It is an accepted fact that Holymagiman is not as gifted and proficient in the noble English language (or the Australian language, though to the best of my knowledge, that language is one of the many tongues that the true Australians used before they were so brutally dispossessed).

But a deficiency of the language is surely not such a crime as you make it out to be, and if it were, one can always turn the other cheek. I think that message has been doing the rounds in your fair city of Sydney down under.

I have long since learned to disregard Holymagiman, especially if he is asking for money. You should learn the same.

You could aalways put him on "IGNORE" ,you know.

Is it some morbid curiosity that makes you read his words, then lapse into confounded despair when you fail to extract the true meaning?? That could be most frustrating, and I truly feel so much for you.

May the Lord be blessing you this Tuesday from Trenchtown
MLA