re:action please, page-4

>> A NZ sheep farmer traveling with his flock from North to
>> South Island was washed up on a beach after a terrible
>> shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with
>> him. After looking around, he realized that they were
>> stranded on a deserted island.
>>
>> After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking
>> his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
>> watch the sunset.
>>
>> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
>> beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a
>> perfect night for romance.
>>
>> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
>> better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep
>> and put his arm around it.
>>
>> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled
>> fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
>>
>> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
>> sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
>>
>> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
>> shipwreck.
>>
>> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
>>
>> That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach
>> ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
>> clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of
>> romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those
>> feelings' again..
>>
>> He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave
>> in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had
>> sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if
>> there was anything she could do for him.
>>
>> He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a
>> walk?'