Probably nothing compared to sailing the high seas for a living, Zip. I'm a bit like Flashman - trouble often finds me, but I always seem to slip the noose. Reminds me of the time I ran slap-bang in to a nest of Taliban fighters in the weeks following 911 and was forced to spend several hours in their company before I could make good my escape, and all the while I was thinking: "Now what would Flashman do?"
