Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-14112

Hey Barg,

From your adventurous life stories,

I picture you as a ninja, with a sword and a gun.

Doing secret government business.

You must have the Universe looking after you,

I know you say we swing from trees and there's nothing else, but who do you think

Has been watching your back in all those dangerous missions??

Your ninja skills would have helped, but a higher power is to thank.

I've had a few close calls, but something intervened!

All i know is, there is a power that sustains us!

When does Consuela get home? And have you made her a welcome home cake?


Looking forward to more stories!!