Insisting she travel by plane this time, Pic, was a strategic move on my part - with accursed chairs in mind. There was no expense spared in pursuit of a chair free return. Note: Some chairs have miraculously disappeared during her absence - a donation to charity for the great unseated. I'm calling it a Christmas miracle .
My in depth study of the creature known as Consuela and the data accumulated, leads me to believe, with a certain level of accuracy, that a few missing chairs will not be noticed - due to the great abundance thereof. Unless of course the parrot dobs me in. Needless to say bribes and threats have been made to ameliorate the risk - booze and Cubans withheld if I so much as hear the word chair escape his beak.
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