Mate! You've got it easy! I've got a one-eyed Collingwood supporter! The atmosphere will be tense for many hours. She'll be coming home from work soon and I've already put the wine in fridge. The best I can hope for is that the Hawks win by a very small margin and that the game is tough and well played. Otherwise, the empty bottle will turn into a lethal weapon, lethally used over my head! If only she followed netball or ice hockey or something!
