email from god

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    One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that
    > was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time.
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    > When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
    > misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
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    > God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another
    > angel to get a second opinion.'
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    > So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
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    > When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The
    > Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
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    > God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because
    > he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep
    > going.
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    > Do you know what the e-mail said?
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    > No?
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    > Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either....
 
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