"Hillary Clinton, the political class’ incarnation of ringworm jock itch, is now scratching at another uncomfortable flare up. Year after year, decade after decade, she refuses to go away. Still, we’ve learned to make the best of it. For instance, rather than getting agitated when seeing Clinton’s smug mug on the nightly news we marvel at what a fright her face has become. We can’t quite tell what in the world has happened. But whatever it is… the ugliness is cockadoodle awful."