dear mister carpenter, page-6

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    Dear $$$$$$$$,

    "So you WILL sack your 6th minister after the election."

    No, mate, no need to, as I'll be safely and firmly entrenched for another 4 years, or 2 years, anyway, if I decide to call another early election.

    "Roll out all those gas fired power stations in 2009, becaus GAS is clean isn't it?"

    oh yes, Gas is clean. Pity I cant guarantee a reliable supply of it, though. And its a pity we lost the $25 billion Ipex project to the Northern Territory, who will now get all that gas. Read about it when I confirm the loss AFTER the election, and blame Ripper's secretary for losing the rubber stamp.

    "So what's it like sleeping with the greens,"
    Actually, some of those tree-huggers are not too foul, once you give them a wash and entice them to shave.........

    "cos when you win, you will give them a royal roggering ...."
    Yes, please refer back to previous paragraph.

    "...then they will side with the libs at the next election."
    Who cares? By then I will have my full parliamentary pension on a premier's wage for life, with all the associated perks and gold passes........so I wont care.....


    Yours
    Carps




 
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