man gets nut stuck around penis: , page-3

Doctors said that his main problem was his choice of nut. Had he chosen a coconut, everything would have been fine, as they are large, milky and smooth.

Unfortunately, he chose a pistachio, and everyone knows that, while a pistachio has quite a nice ending, it is very small, takes an unreasonable effort to crack and leaves a real mess to clean up afterwards.