Day Trader’s Aftermarket Lounge 28 Jan 2020, page-34

BIT's management realised a while ago that things were looking grim for the company so decided to take decisive action.

During a Friday lunch time session down at the local, one unimportant employee said, "let's make a virus that we can cure".

Management were stunned at the idea but quickly warmed to it since the company was basically firetrucked anyway.

So, as they were reaching the end of a mighty liquid lunch, the call goes out, "Who wants another Corona?".

"Geez boss, these beers are flowing like a virus"

And so it was born, Coronavirus".

The next step was easy, just pick on the Chinese since all the bad sheet starts in China anyway.

One of the Bosses said, "Wuhan sucks, lets drop it in a fish market, they'll never know."

As they skulled their last Corona all the board members voted there and then and the motion was carried.

2 months later ...

One of directors points out, "Hey guys weren't we supposed to have a cure for this flu thingy we let go before we actually released it?"

D'oh ....

Another perfectly timed move from a stellar company.