Conversation Number 1
Wife: John, lately you are not sleeping so well, you are tossing and turning and doing more tossing than turning, is it me Darling, I luv you.
John: Sophie, we have 3 children now at private schools, 2 at Lorretto and 1 at St.Aloysuius all up we are out of pocket $60,000 a year , plus our mortgage is $2,430 a month, my job only pays $200,000 a year, after pathetic Australian 49%tax we only get $100,000 , we can not live like this anymore
Wife: John I think we should die together Australia does not care about us anymore.
John and Sophie die together.
Conversation number 2.
Wife: Simon , … I could type all my thoughts but can not be bothered anymore. Australia , you are on a very real downhill run if you don't get your act together, you will end up like a 2nd world country, which country......fill in the gaps
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