There was sex? . Surely not! Rather a lesson in how to handle 50 shades of prey - in this case the consumption of dangerous old bats, real and metaphoric. Both of which can be dangerous beasts if not prepared first before a kiss. Tiz all about the wooing of old and dangerous bats. In my case I use the time honoured saying of: "Pucker up, you old bat, coz I'm about to plant one," supplemented with an overt licking of the lips - old man fashion .
Consuela usually runs away laughing at this point unless I trap her in the pantry where she becomes disorientated, given she is unfamiliar with her surroundings . Such is my preparation of tasty foods of a dangerous predisposition .
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