You sound very interesting... so I might consider giving you an opportunity.... although it does concern me that normal people do not go around making offers like this...
So this is how it's gunna work ...
I'd like you to go make your way straight down to the nearest psychiatric hospital in your city.
Undertake a full forensic psychological assessment.
Once it is returned, scan and post here on HC.
I will then make my own assessment of your genuine interest and suitability, after which you will receive further instructions.
Until you have done this, make no effort to contact me!
