Morning Traders 02/03/2020, page-240

OT:

I'd like to announce I'm listing an ASX company next week called Buythedip, stock ticker: $BTD.

We make teas that:
-Boosts Immune Function Against Coronavirus
-Helps Reverse Chronic Inflammation
-Balances Blood Sugar
-Protects Against Cancer
-High In Antioxidant
-Works As A Hand Sanitizer

We pull in ~300k revenues annually and expect a market cap of around $420m. Don't worry about NPAT, profit never mattered to anyone.