first liquids blues

I got de first liquids blues momma, got de first liquids on my mind
Aint got no credit, all de securities decline
Been waiting so long, wazzup with de sub-prime

My sweet-ass Teresa, made me a happy man
She been drilled all over, JORC put the cash in the can
Don’t need no bankers, I sold her to the chinaman

The bowser’s dry baby, gotta have that diesel fuel
Aint got no sulphur, just sweet sweet gigajoules
If you yearnin’ de clean coal, Green Monster makes it cool

If your booty stranded, Bondy burn it underground
He be makin’ a bundle, says the big end of town
I’m just a shareholder, don’t let my Porsche tyres down

Got my 2020 vision, we got plants in many lands
We got USA and Chindia, got Japan and we got Nam
And we eatin’ lobster, Queensland Gas eatin’ Spam

Oh . . . yeah