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    bennybbc

    Not sure how long u have to go with your agent agreement and if its an exclusive agreeement.

    However heres soemthing you could do.

    Put an advert in the local paper, spend some money on it, you want it to stand out.

    Title or Headline

    Must sell or the widfe will sell me or

    Newlyweds must sell fast:

    (can probably come up with something better)

    But you actually want to sound desperate in the adevrt.

    Hi im Bruce

    the owner of 123 fast street, yorketown.

    My lovely new wife wants me to sell fast so we can
    ".......................fill in this gap as to the reason for the sale........"

    Being locals for the past 10 years we have really enjoyed our time here but now the wife wants to move and being a newly married couple I feel I must oblige to her wishes.


    So next Saturday we are putting on a barbie at our place between 12 ansd 3pm for all to come and enjoy

    .......... its sort of like an open inspction/ goodbye and thankyou to the locals BBQ.

    At the same time feel free to make me an offer on the day as if i dont get one the new wife might decide to make me become a stastic that I dont want, if you know what i mean.


    See you at our house between 12-3 Saturday ......


    PS .....House was recently valued at $350,000

    Will consider any genuine offer so we can move on with our lives.



    Now the 350k or whatever amount you put as the recent valuation should be what u fiorst wanted for the house and not what u have it advertised at now ......other wise you have no room to move.

    if you want any help with it let me know....happy to help.......no charge of course.





    and the less price should be whatevr it is that youa ccept.

 
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