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JAMIE: Welcome to Boardroom Radio, today we have Mr. Mark Smyth, CEO of CitiView.

MARK: Good morning, Jamie.

JAMIE: You have announced the purchase of some new mining equipment.

MARK: Ah, yes, Jamie. CitiView, along with our very prominent Angolan partners, have secured the rights to an overburden excavator (see photo). This will be used in the deep offshore oil field rights CitiView have been awarded.

JAMIE: Mark, your excavation methods are a very novel approach, how do you think shareholders will greet this news?

MARK: They are going to be overwhelmed by a tidal wave! I call this the Bing Lee Approach. By buying cheap Chinese replica copies, we can load up the shareholders at very attractive prices for CitiView directors.

I do appreciate the past few months have been very trying for shareholders; at one stage the CitiView flight got very bumpy, but since CitiView has taken over Angolan Airways, with Ruth as the hostie, things should be much smoother.

It's up, up, and away for CitiView and the shareholder now, Jamie.

JAMIE: And finally, Mark, any news on Ruth?

MARK: Well, Ruth as you know, became quite wobbly herself after cracking a few to many Margaret River reds at the last AGM, so much so that she had to be collected by her husband in the school bus, which he drives.


I have to go now, I been summons for playlunch in Lawanda