@mogga, I went to a wedding where thee minister droned on like that. Even the groom was looking at his watch.
When I mentioned it, someone remarked."You seemed to be quite engrossed." What I was doing was an experiment in telekinesis. I was trying to will a brick to come out of the wall. If I had managed that, I was going to get it to fly across the church, and hit the boring, tedious, old mongrel, behind the ear, and lay him out, or kill him. Either was acceptable. Wonder if any; Court of Law, would charge me for that. I reckon I would want a panel of Judges for that case, not a jury. Being men of education and logic, they would not deem it possible. Whereas a Jury, on hearing a transcript of the sermon, would find me, unanimously guilty.
