Elroy,
Mate, cobber, have I got a deal for you.
I'll send you a stamped self-addressed envelope and you can send the money to me.
All cash, no receipts, you don't want to leave any trace that Centrelink can track.
We'll do it all anonymously through 3rd parties, so we don't know who each other is.
When you need the money, I'll send it to you, Scouts Honor.
Let me know where to send the envelope to.
