Rejigging uni fees, page-7

Arts has been hijacked by the humourless
people who want to control even our thoughts.

The arts once were for fun
drama on stage, wit from the pen

language to enhance understanding,
deeds because they were enjoyable.

History was a tale of past glories and failures.
Ultimately to learn from mistakes.

The modern arts student now is taught these deceased
leaders over here were good, but these bad.

There are no smiles as these
arts student retards pull down the
statues of those who walked the planet 100 years ago.

As in "the rubber yacht of homer kaham"

“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”

As a senior journalist
Oh the irony
of conversing with arts grads
who were happy to denounce John Batman
while I corrected their
disgraceful spelling.

Arts as it has morphed in 2020
is probably useless to humanity.